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Roswell, NM
The year is 1947

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an
unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch
just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been
covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic
day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?

I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.

No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!

Now You Know.





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Submitted on Saturday, July 11, 2009 by Bob's Laugh Shack
Category: News & Politics Jokes
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