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| Amish Drink of Water |
An Amish farmer was walking through his field, & noticed a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouted: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have crapped in it."
The man shouted back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English."
The Amish man said: "Use two hands. You'll get more."
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| Submitted on Sunday, May 31, 2009 by Bob's Laugh Shack |
| Category: Farm Jokes |
| Explicitness: Clean |
| Joke Type: Sketches |
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