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A Mans Needs
A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely.  He thought of one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab.  He popped into a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.  She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her.....you know the kind.  He copied down the phone number and returned to his hotel.  When back in the room he figures, what the hell, give her a call.

'Hello?' the woman says.  God, she sounded sexy.

'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one.  No, wait, I should be straight with you.  I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex.  I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now.  I'm talking kinky the whole night long.  You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.  We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want, baby.  Now, how does that sound?'

She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9.'
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Submitted on Tuesday, June 23, 2009 by Bob's Laugh Shack
Category: Business Jokes
Explicitness: Racy
Joke Type: Sketches
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