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| Necrophilia |
A man was brought before the judge and charged with necrophilia -- making love to a dead woman.
The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key!"
The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:
#1. It's none of your business;
#2. She was my wife; and.....
#3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"
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| Submitted on Saturday, August 12, 2006 by Bob's Laugh Shack |
| Category: Sexuality Jokes |
| Explicitness: Adult |
| Joke Type: Lists & "Top Ten" |
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