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The Operation
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son.

"Yes, Dad, what is it?"

"Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me ...  your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...."

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Submitted on Tuesday, January 31, 2006 by Bob's Laugh Shack
Category: Getting Older Jokes
Explicitness: Clean
Joke Type: Sketches
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