|
|
 |
| |
|
|
| Actual Business Signs |
SIGNS
On a plumbing company's van: "A flush beats a full house!"
A sign at a little restaurant: "Eat here or we'll both starve"
In the bathroom of a mom and pop store: "We aim to please, so, please, you aim too."
Sign on a retail store door: PUSH, if it doesn't open, PULL, if it' still doesn't open, WE ARE CLOSED.
Pizza shop slogan: "Buy our pizza. We knead the dough."
Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
In a bathroom in a gas station: "Yes, we know you are ALL MAN but there isn't as much room as you think there is between your feet and the stool. Stand closer. It's shorter than you think."
|
Email This Joke To Your Friends
|
| |
| Submitted on Saturday, January 24, 2004 by Bob's Laugh Shack |
| Category: Business Jokes |
| Explicitness: Racy |
| Joke Type: Sketches |
| This joke has been viewed 33 times. |
|
| Current Rating: |
(3.38 out of 5.00)
/ 29 Ratings
|
| Add My Rating: |
(Click a star to rate, 1 = Terrible, 5 = Awesome)
|
|
|
|
|
|
